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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. Well I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive."

"I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working"

"Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito."

"Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets."

"Having trouble making friends? Just tell a girl you love her and her first reaction is to say lets just be friends."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, I had to dump her because she kept seeing guys on the side."

"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"

"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."

"What do girls and parking spaces have in common? All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled"

"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"