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Joke of the Day

"Having trouble making friends? Just tell a girl you love her and her first reaction is to say lets just be friends."

"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."

"I like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson likes his women Hand picked from a field."

"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"

"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."

"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."

"[sees a baby spit up after drinking from baby bottle] ""lmao yo who invited the lightweight"""

"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"

"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."