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Joke of the Day

"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."

"What do fat chicks do in the summer time? Stink."

"Who is Hitlers worst nightmare? Kike Tyson."

"After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time"

"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."

"After his passing... ...his re-released albums will officially be reprince."

"There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited but nobody ever shows up. I wish my pants would stop throwing parties. It's humiliating."

"It's actually the voices outside my head that irritate me the most."

"Thought of this while making breakfast. What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair? A cup of yogurt."

"Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke? Because he didn't see the funny side to it."