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Joke of the Day

"A Czech one: God is carrying a bag of dicks... ...when he suddenly trips over a rock and all the dicks fall out. He gets pissed off: ""I'm not going to pick them up, Prague's going to be here!"""

"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"

"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."

"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."

"Why do Australians suck at chess? Because they keep saying ""checkmate"" when the game's not over."

"Why did the squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry."

"What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!"

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? Its not that hard"

"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"