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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? Its not that hard"

"You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter."

"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"

"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."

"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"

"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies...."

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"

"I used to have an invisible pencil I really didn't see the point of it."

"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."

"How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye."