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Joke of the Day
"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"
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"Scotsman in a bar A Scotsman walks in to a bar there would have been a Welshman, an Englishman and 2 Irishman but they all got into the Euros."
" ...Oh the weather outside's delightful, the balance in my account is frightful, what happened to all my dough, I dunno, I dunno, I dunnnnoooooo... "
"Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad."
"Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products... ...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run."
"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""
"Why does Mary Kay walk funny? Her lipstick"
"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"
"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."
"People on this plane got so uptight when I used the bathroom to change into my PJs. Llike they've never seen a man in a nightgown before."