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Joke of the Day

"What do Lumber jacks do in China? Chop sticks!"

"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."

"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."

"I don't see the point of buying an autobiography when I can just flip to the last page and read the author's biography."

"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."

"I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I'm checking Twitter and not taking pictures."

"I got the book ""Front Page of the Internet for Dummies"" from a friend... But I need to take it back, because I already reddit."

"I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in..."

"How long do you have to wear a soul patch before your cravings for souls goes away completely?"

"""My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."" ...said the doctor in Chernobyl."