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Joke of the Day

"how to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now"

"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"

"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"

"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"

"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."

"I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the f*cking pub."

"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I don't jam after drinking a gallon of nut butter."

"What's difference between good weed and good pussy? You can smell the weed from across the room."

"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"