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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."

"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"I'm on a diet A watermelondiet, cant eat anything bigger then a watermelon."

"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."

"I'm not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be tit shaped."

"What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries? Likable"

"Not entirely sure what a ""propriate"" is, but apparently I'm in it..."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"

"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."