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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about running a gay pirate ship? There's always seamen on your poopdeck!"
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"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"
"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"
"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."
"What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"
"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"
"Why can't men be accountants? because they don't understand periods"
"Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side: At least he isn't shaking anymore."