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Joke of the Day

"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"

"The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree."

"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."

"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."

"Guys, P Diddy now wants to be referred to as ""Skiddle Biddle Bo Bee Bop."""

"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""

"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."

"Confidence A driverless car company announced that they will not sell their product to people who have less than five years' driving experience."

"You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea."

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""