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Joke of the Day

"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"

"What is every young lady`s ultimate Disney fantasy? To sit on Pinnochio`s face and hope he tells lies."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !"

"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."

"Stop me if you've heard this one: When is a door not a door? *WHEN IT'S BEEN BLOWN TO BITS!*"

"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""

"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."

"What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two? Careful, you might be getting screwed."

"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"

"I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"