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Joke of the Day
"The US won gold in shooting They have good schools for it"
Next Joke
"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"""
"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"
"Whats the difference between My computer and Paul Walker? I give a Fuck when my computer crashes"
"I think my girlfriend is starting to gain weight. She's starting to fit into my wife's clothes."
"Not to Brag: Not to brag, but I own the world's largest collection of air guitars."
"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."
"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"
"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."