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Joke of the Day
"What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job? Bring Your Kid to Work Day"
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"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."
"HER: why do you hate every single Hugh Grant movie? ME: i love love actually actually"
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the crotch."
"*stands over dads casket* ""Mom isn't doing well, dad."" *puts hand on dad's shoulder* ""You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."""
"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"
"Cop: Where were you at the time of the murder? Me: I'd trapped myself in a Tupperware container Cop: Damn, that's an air tight alibi"
"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."