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Joke of the Day

"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."

"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."

"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"I have a cast iron fetish I guess you could say I'm pansexual"

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Two men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would've noticed"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Donald Trump never asked to have a lentil on his face."