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Joke of the Day

"""Would you like to partake in resistance training?"" ""No."" ""That's what I like to hear."""

"Boy ant: Feel like a swim? Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant."

"Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist? He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss."

"how do you call a white racist whitler"

"I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him."

"Why do lesbians only shop at REI? Because they don't like Dick's."

"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."

"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"

"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."

"Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."