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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...? ...WMD40."

"Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day? What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife."

"What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ? One can raise a child"

"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."

"If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Because she was a woman"

"How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'"

"Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!"

"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."

"You really gotta hand it to short people... Because we can't reach it."