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Joke of the Day
"You really gotta hand it to short people... Because we can't reach it."
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"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."
"I was carrying some spaghetti as I walked past a priest.. You could say I moved some pasta past a pastor."
"What is the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor? PTEWIE!"
"My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Why can't John complete a workout? He tried, but it didn't work out."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind running a 5k, but my friends want to run in a 10k and I don't like 10ks"
"I like to name my hotdog ""The Moment""... ...so I can relish it"
"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."