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Joke of the Day
"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."
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"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."
"What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal? The element of some fries."
"If you want to set up and run a small company... ...that's your business"
"What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master."
"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."
"What's a blind mans worst fear ? A prius"
"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"