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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car? A Daeshboard"

"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."

"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed"

"At least 12 dead after shooting in Paris Bet they never thought they would be killed from a magazine."

"Me: ""you hang up"" Her: ""no you hang up"" Me: ""no you hang up"" Her: ""no y-"" Jail clerk: ""sir, you only get one phone call."""