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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."
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"Necrophiles like their coffee like they like their women. Still warm."
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"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."
"The coolest Superhero would be The Inaudible Woman."
"If there was a competition for saggy tits, my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she'd wipe the floor with them."
"What's your least favorite joke format and why is it this one?"
"What was Albert Einsteins DJ name? MC Squared"