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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."

"My new year's resolution is... ...running at 1680 x 1050"

"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."

"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."

"Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? None of your damned business! Am I being detained, officer?"

"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."

"Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational."

"How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle? Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."

"Goldilocks was killed last night The murderers did it with their own bear hands"

"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"