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Joke of the Day

"Why do hurricanes have women name? Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have."

"why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left? because black people have no rights XD"

"Guys are a little like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"Got pretty embarrassed at the party last night. Totally looked like I peed my pants 'cuz I spilled my glass of pee into my lap"

"How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard."

"Two guys playing poker. One guy not doing anything. Why? He was cardboard."

"I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car."

"DON'T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK! -and other things I hear from guys on first dates"

"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."

"Tinder for dudes is mostly scrolling through the mini cards they hand you on a Las Vegas Blvd street corner"