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Joke of the Day

"Tinder for dudes is mostly scrolling through the mini cards they hand you on a Las Vegas Blvd street corner"

"Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez? At the pico de gallows."

"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."

"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."

"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"

"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."

"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train"

"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process."

"what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist"