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Joke of the Day

"DON'T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK! -and other things I hear from guys on first dates"

"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""

"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"

"My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it."

"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."

"How do you console someone with bad Grammar Skills ? There, Their, They're."

"What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date? They give their women awesome Dinar."

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

"At first I wasn't sure about my beard But it's growing on me"

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who's up all night wondering if there is a dog."