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Joke of the Day

"Guys are a little like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food."

"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."

"It's hard work being a commuter. You have to train a lot."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."

"There's one way that jared joker can be better than Heath's. Just put a smile on his face with he's own knife."

"What's a Hitler Youth's favorite video game? Meincraft"

"The best thing about having a penis... is sharing it with people who don't."

"My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations."

"Did you hear about the man in Philadelphia who had a phone stuck up his butt? He was trying to make a booty call!"

"So they've announced Taken 3..... So they've announced that they're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think that Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills are a bit shit!"