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Joke of the Day
"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."
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"You're so fake, even China denied they made you."
"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""
"So I drank a bottle of colon cleanser this morning... Just kidding, I'm full of shit."
"Apparently half of men have a problem with premature ejaculation The rest of us just don't think its a problem."
"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."
"If her weight ends in ounces she's too young for you bro"
"A while back I was walking through the woods and found a body... He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or something. I never told anyone about it but I came back about a week later and he was dead."
"Weeaboos go to Japan and be like... W-where are the subtitles?"