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Joke of the Day
"You're so fake, even China denied they made you."
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"I said the punchline before the joke. Wanna know why I got downvoted yesterday?"
"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."
"9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum ""In your closet, why?"" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!"
"My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth."
"Two brothers wrote an exam. One got in, the other didn't. The one who didn't get in got in the second time. His TWIN chance was what got him in."
"If a blind girl says you have a big penis She's probably just pulling your leg"
"Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh..."
"Hockey is the only place where Waving your stick in someones face will get you the box."
"Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down."