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Joke of the Day

"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""

"What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios"

"Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though."

"What does the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"CW: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So? Me: I don't want to encourage that."

"If you tickle a billionaire, will he trickle himself?"

"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."

"I am the Dread Pirate Roberts of poverty. Taking ever increasing doses, hoping that one day I'll become immune."

"I've had an awful year. I lost my job, broke my leg and my wife's run off with my best friend... I do miss him."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"