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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder? Because he's in a cent."

"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."

"Why do the French have so many civil wars? So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)"

"A man walks into a zoo.. The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu."

"If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust me, you don't want to me retarted."

"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."

"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"

"I'm not hungry but I'm going to eat these Oreos because they're there. Americans."

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"

"Man buys a cat, finds out cat is fake. It's the cats name... Ba dum dun... Tsi! Thanks folks, I'll be here all night..."