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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"
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"Paula Deen reportably has type 2 diabeties. Any word on she's serving it with butter?"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."
"How many Jews does it take to change Hitler's mind? None, there has to be no Jews."
"What's the similarity between video games and roulette? Very fun until it goes Russian."
"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."
"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."