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Joke of the Day
"If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust me, you don't want to me retarted."
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"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."
"What's the difference between Geno Smith and a porn star? Nothing, they both suck dick. As a Jets fan it hurts to say. But it's been kind of true."
"What was the oak's favorite subject? Chemistree."
"I like my women like my coffee... Imported, ground up, and in my freezer!!"
"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""
"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."
"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."
"I knew that wouldn't flush when I ate it."