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Joke of the Day

"Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon"

"the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."

"Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!"

"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"

"I want to name my next pet Peeve."

"I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't"

"My uncle invented this one today. What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter? He has no hands to pick the pubes out."

"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."

"After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big."