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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."

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"Man I ran so fast from the Italian lesbian, but the dichotomy."
"Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines. -courtesy of my 8 year old niece."
"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"#ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!"
"Q: Who's the funniest girl you know? A: Lola."
"Got six numbers at the bar last night One more and it would have been a full phone number!"
"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."
"MOM don't come in I'm watching porn on my phone. just slide the grilled cheese under the door"
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