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Joke of the Day

"the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's."

"What's the first place Dora explored? The mexican border."

"I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn... It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."

"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"

"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."

"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"

"My favorite short joke. How much cum does a queer have? ... A buttload. I always found this humorous because a lot of people use 'shit load' or 'fuck ton' as units of measure."

"I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo."