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Joke of the Day

"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.... I don't have 2020 vision."

"Bernie Sanders again topped in campaign contributions with most of donations being small contributors... Leave it to a fuckin' jew to rob poor plebs of all their money!"

"Just been on bigbustycoons.com Damn, those guys have really good bus companies."

"Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn Still can't believe Gaviscon"

"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."

"How do you make a dumb person curious? I'll tell you tomorrow..."

"Got a long rambling phone call in spanish.. I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure they're bringing me tostadas in one hour."

"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."

"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"