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Joke of the Day
"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."
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"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"This one time I was hit on by Anthony Kiedis. I only had two options, either give it away... or flea"
"[Best man speech] I HAVE DEFEATED THE OTHER MEN IN THIS WEDDING PARTY TO EMERGE AS THE BEST, THE MICROPHONE SHALL BE MINE FOOLISH MORTALS!"
"Man was rushed to ER after putting 4 plastic horses up his ass... After being treated, doctor described his state as stable"
"*kisses new boss on lips as I say goodbye at the end of my first day*"
"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"
"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other ""what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"""
"[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava beans *opens envelope* ""Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"""