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Joke of the Day

"AMERICAN DIVORCE If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?"

"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."

"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"

"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."

"Jetsons? Hardly. The future turns out to be playing Scrabble from the toilet at work with someone halfway around the world."

"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."

"Does anyone have any good programming jokes?"

"I wish work was like high school when I could just poop my pants to get sent home."

"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"