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Joke of the Day
"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."
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"*im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*"
"Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable."
"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"
"Men have feelings too. For example, sometimes we feel hungry."
"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"
"Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife? Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool"
"Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like? It was very unOregonized."
"What two things do prostitutes make? Hormones and hormones"