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Joke of the Day

"Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: ""Yeah."" You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: ""No, what?"" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy."

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"What's the strongest color? Super Cyan"

"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"

"Who is Donald Trumps favorite Pixar character? WALL-E"

"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"

"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""

"How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed."