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Joke of the Day

"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."

"if you press ""up down up down left right left right"" on the soft spot of the baby's head, they do a super move."

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity? He married his cousin."

"Little Billy come out to his Dad... - Dad, I think I'm gay. - That's strange, when you were young, you did not seem to like anal sex."

"Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!"

"Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school? Sounds like he had already done the... time"

"Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut."