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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in"
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"Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it."
"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"
"If it looks like a duck & shrieks like a drunken banshee it's probably a white woman getting her picture taken in the club."
"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."
"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."
"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"
"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."