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Joke of the Day
"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."
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"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."
"Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine. And you know what else? Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets and we turned out fine."
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."
"How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)"
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"Whats the difference? Between a large pizza and a black father. A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"My hemorroids are acting up again. I'm butt hurt about it."