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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."
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"DETECTIVE: what do you think killed these two birds? ME: [picking up the only stone near their bodies] idk maybe the bird flu."
"""I OBJECT!"" the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, ""No...you human."""
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