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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time to buy a bird? When it goes cheep!"
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"Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? Because the competition is stiff."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."
"My uncle's wife... My uncle's wife used to stay awake at night planning how to take the law into her own hands. She was my vigilauntie."
"A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar... Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday."
"Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He took a bite before it was cool."
"Say what you want about deaf people"
"Anal intercourse is for assholes."
"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."
"I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with."