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Joke of the Day
"Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? Because the competition is stiff."
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"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."
"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."
"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says ""How did you do that?"""
"Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics? He can't fuckin stand 'em."
"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"
"Every Girl Wants to be Swept off Her Feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"What sentence is vastly shorter after you remove one word from it? Child porn"
"If my cat didn't want to smoke cigarettes then he never should have bought that leather jacket"
"Two retarded people are having sex. I guess you could say they were going downs on each other."