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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."
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"The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense."
"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"
"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."
"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"God made them God made the little niggers, he made them at night. He made them in a hurry and forgot to make them White."
"DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea. 12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls."
"(NSFW) Whats cute, red, bubbly, and likes to scratch at windows. a baby in a microwave"
"I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016."
"Playing the prequel to Angry Birds where the pigs fuck all the birds' wives."