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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."

"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."

"Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack."

"What crime did the impotent rapist commit? Viagra-vated Assault."

"There are two types of people Those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't."

"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."

"Why are lemons yellow? They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour"

"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""

"my favorite pickup line... ""Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"""