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Joke of the Day
"Anal intercourse is for assholes."
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"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."
"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."
"Those Jihad magicians really need to learn new tricks... I'm tired of watching reporters get sawn in half."
"Your Gay? I thought about being gay. But eons and eons of time made me into a tit loving. Vagina eating monster i just cant stop."
"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."
"I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. I guess you could say I tore that pussy up."
"Why can't you tell jokes in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11!"
"""Daddy, where are all the bastards?"" Puzzled, I looked at my four year old son in the mirror. ""What do you mean?"", I asked him. ""Well, when mummy is driving there are bastards everywhere."""
"Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life?"