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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He took a bite before it was cool."
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"why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta"
"I just wish we knew how reality show contestants felt about haters."
"Q: What is long, black and stinks? A: The unemployment line"
"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow."
"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."
"What do you call an angry prostitute? Whoremonal."
"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."
"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."