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Joke of the Day

"Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear"

"How to prove JokeExplainBot is actually a human?"

"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."

"How to insult an elder in the museum. Say ""I would shake your hand, but the sign says ""Do not touch the artifacts.""""."

"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."

"Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend."

"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"

"[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif"

"I keep trying to think of the unit for frequency... It hertz my head."

"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"