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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler? A toddler can count past two..."

"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"

"Alex: A ship that has sunk What is my relationship? Alex: No sorry tha- [glares at wife] I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex"

"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"

"Think smoking's ""COOL""? What if I do it in a leather jacket? ""COOL"" now? On a Harley? Still ""COOL""? While I kiss this model? Is that ""COOL""?"

"What does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we'd still be friends."

"What's the smartest cookie? Academia nut"

"Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, ""I'll give you something to cry about"" We thought they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market."

"I've been playing poker on Facebook. So far I've poked 113 women, but not a one of them have poked me back."