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Joke of the Day

"This is your captain speaking. Would someone who knows how to be a pilot please come up? I'm literally just pressing buttons."

"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"

"What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES"

"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"

"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."

"What do you call a rooster drawing sh*t? Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"I don't have a problem with man buns You used to have to talk to someone for 3 or 4 minutes to figure out if he's a fuckhead"

"Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does."